Full Name: Maria Theresa Wisdom Kowal

Aliases: Maz, Sir Mazbit III (V), Chairman of the Chalkboard, The Beast of the North
               East, Beefshank

Code Name: The Dancer

Occupation: Biologist (with intention to become biotechnologist)

Gender: Female

Date of Birth: 03/12/1989

Weight: 66kg or 10st 6lb

Blood Type: 0-ve

Height: 5'7.5"

Handedness: Right...or so I would have
                         you believe

Hair Colour: Naturally brown but currently

Nationality: Northern

Eye Colour: Deep, soulful brown

Alignment: Will soon be upon us

  Appearance: About once every couple of years

  Psych. Profile: N/A

  Personal History: Deeply embellished

  Modus Operandi: Insultingly sarcastic

  Witness Comments: Maria is lovely and brilliant and clever and beautiful and we all wish we could be like her, love the Edinburgh iGEM team.
                                        (wishful thinking)
                                        Xenomorphs. Yes, Maria, xenomorphs. And Harry Potter. And sci-fi in general. Yes, Maria.
                                        This team member agrees with the above comment about Maria's loveliness, brilliance, cleverness, and beauty, but would like
                                        to add her concerns about Maria's relationship with Gilbert.
                                        Woof!!!! (...fuck off, Richard!!)

  Greatest Obsessions: Harry Potter, Xenomorphs, Owls, Firefly, Buffy

  Annoying Quirks: Don't really let things go...and get quite loud about it...

  Superpower: Telekinesis

  Favourite Sport: Ballroom Dancing

  Favourite Football Team: ...?

  Favourite Phrase: So's your face.

  Favourite Books: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,
                                  Harry Potter and - well, you can see where this is going... P.S. Also, Shadow of the Wind and Moonseed.

  Favourite Films: Do quadrilogies count?

  Items to take to desert island: A 2-man aircraft and a pilot

  Attitude towards Johnny Depp: Got over that several years ago

  Most hated singer / song: Leona Lewis?...Mariah Carey?...Leona Lewis?...Mariah Carey?...nope, can't decide...

  Tea?: The way Hannah makes it :)