Team:Edinburgh/Facts
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- | <li>Chris French can remove cultures from the shaker without stopping it.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can remove cultures from the shaker without stopping it.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t need electricity to perform gel electrophoresis.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t need electricity to perform gel electrophoresis.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t use pipettes. Solutions jump from one tube to another out of fear.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t use pipettes. Solutions jump from one tube to another out of fear.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can put 2ml of solution in a 1.5ml centrifuge tube.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can put 2ml of solution in a 1.5ml centrifuge tube.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can autoclave pipette tips by looking at them.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can autoclave pipette tips by looking at them.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t open windows. Windows open for Chris French.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t open windows. Windows open for <b>Chris French</b>.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French has written a Perl script to save humanity. Unfortunately, we’re just not good enough for him.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> has written a Perl script to save humanity. Unfortunately, we’re just not good enough for him.</li> |
- | <li>When Chris French grows E. coli they smell of Chanel Chance Eau Tendre.</li> | + | <li>When <b>Chris French</b> grows <i>E. coli</i> they smell of Chanel Chance Eau Tendre.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can produce overnight cultures in two hours.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can produce overnight cultures in two hours.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can cut GAATTC with XbaI.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can cut GAATTC with XbaI.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can drink ethidium bromide and live.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can drink ethidium bromide and live.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t wear gloves to protect himself from toxic solutions. He wears them to protect the toxic solutions from him.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t wear gloves to protect himself from toxic solutions. He wears them to protect the toxic solutions from him.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can get 100 plates from a 250ml bottle of agar.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can get 100 plates from a 250ml bottle of agar.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French holds the PCR machine closed with a belt to stop the samples from running away.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> holds the PCR machine closed with a belt to stop the samples from running away.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t need to measure optical density. He can count the number of bacteria in a sample.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t need to measure optical density. He can count the number of bacteria in a sample.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t need antibiotics to stop bacteria from growing.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t need antibiotics to stop bacteria from growing.</li> |
- | <li>Chris | + | <li><b>Chris French</b>’s plates never get contaminated. EVER!</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t use primers for PCR. He tells the DNA he needs more copies and they multiply themselves.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t use primers for PCR. He tells the DNA he needs more copies and they multiply themselves.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t use a centrifuge, he just runs around in a circle with the tubes in his hand with the same end result.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t use a centrifuge, he just runs around in a circle with the tubes in his hand with the same end result.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French doesn’t pay for his Macs. Steve Jobs gives them to him so that he won’t endorse Microsoft.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> doesn’t pay for his Macs. Steve Jobs gives them to him so that he won’t endorse Microsoft.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can miniprep plasmid DNA from human cells.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can miniprep plasmid DNA from human cells.</li> |
- | <li>The freezers in Chris | + | <li>The freezers in <b>Chris French</b>’s lab aren’t plugged into the mains. He writes on them the temperature they should be and they automatically adjust.</li> |
- | <li>Chris French can read your DNA.</li> | + | <li><b>Chris French</b> can read your DNA.</li> |
</ul> | </ul> | ||
Revision as of 10:25, 26 October 2010
A few of the less known facts about our supervisor, 'Chairman' Chris French...
- Chris French can remove cultures from the shaker without stopping it.
- Chris French doesn’t need electricity to perform gel electrophoresis.
- Chris French doesn’t use pipettes. Solutions jump from one tube to another out of fear.
- Chris French can put 2ml of solution in a 1.5ml centrifuge tube.
- Chris French can autoclave pipette tips by looking at them.
- Chris French doesn’t open windows. Windows open for Chris French.
- Chris French has written a Perl script to save humanity. Unfortunately, we’re just not good enough for him.
- When Chris French grows E. coli they smell of Chanel Chance Eau Tendre.
- Chris French can produce overnight cultures in two hours.
- Chris French can cut GAATTC with XbaI.
- Chris French can drink ethidium bromide and live.
- Chris French doesn’t wear gloves to protect himself from toxic solutions. He wears them to protect the toxic solutions from him.
- Chris French can get 100 plates from a 250ml bottle of agar.
- Chris French holds the PCR machine closed with a belt to stop the samples from running away.
- Chris French doesn’t need to measure optical density. He can count the number of bacteria in a sample.
- Chris French doesn’t need antibiotics to stop bacteria from growing.
- Chris French’s plates never get contaminated. EVER!
- Chris French doesn’t use primers for PCR. He tells the DNA he needs more copies and they multiply themselves.
- Chris French doesn’t use a centrifuge, he just runs around in a circle with the tubes in his hand with the same end result.
- Chris French doesn’t pay for his Macs. Steve Jobs gives them to him so that he won’t endorse Microsoft.
- Chris French can miniprep plasmid DNA from human cells.
- The freezers in Chris French’s lab aren’t plugged into the mains. He writes on them the temperature they should be and they automatically adjust.
- Chris French can read your DNA.
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